It’s time I found a job. The bills are piling up, the rent is coming due, the cupboards are a bit bare and heaven knows I could use another dress. I need to step up, display some confidence in my natural talents. It’s not everyone who can pass for animate and inanimate. I remember, during my childhood, performing, or rather not performing, for the neighborhood children; they always seemed satisfied with the silent, stoic persona I offered. Maybe some sort of acting; I just need to find the right fit; A job with lots of variety, excitement and opportunities for advancement; and of course, health insurance.